In around 7246 (recall that it is now 7364), I created a pair of characters named Nisuna and Faxuda. Although they were created to be God and the Devil, they have personalities very distinct from any existing religions’ God and Devil. I could probably spend a whole post writing about each of them.
Anyhow, one of my favorite amusements from back then (middle school) was listening to the two of them bicker about the most silly of things. They would argue about cursing (to sum that one up, Faxu decided to make a competition where they would get points for ‘good’ curses versus ‘bad’ curses. So, “Good Lord” or “Holy cow” would be points for Nisuna, “Holy Shit” would be one point to each, and “Fucking hell” would be a point for Faxu. I think Faxu won by getting Nisuna to tell her to “shut the hell up.”), they would argue about boys (the two have a bad history with boys, dating back to 500 BC), and, they would argue about anything and everything.
Actually, Nisu and Faxu are friends, but I’ve never seen them actually say a nice thing to one another before.
Here’s a short, sloppy 10-minute comic to introduce them:
Full size: http://web.mit.edu/jhlo/www/images/NisuFaxu__01.jpg
Script:
1. Faxuda (Fvah-jhyoo-dah): “Nisunie,you’re stupid.”
2. Nisuna: “Oh yeah? Well all I know is that you’re a lying, idiotic demon. Take that!”
3. Nisu: “Hmph.” Faxu: “Well …”
4. Faxu: “If that’s really ‘all you know,’ then you *are* pretty stupid, Nisunie.”
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